Friday, November 19, 2010

September 13th

Love is in the air

Posted in Uncategorized on September 13th, 2010 by caprino – Be the first to comment
Mr. Bond

“Oh James!”
Love is in the air here at the farm. Unfortunetely the song is better than the smell blowing around. We are in the midst of breeding and Mr. Bond is holding true to his namesake. The girls line up at a chance to service the only male on the premise that is functioning (except of course me, but I am married). Goat kids lead to more milk and more milk leads to more cheese and more cheese leads to happy customers. What a nice train of events. I wish I could say that the girls are in store for a romantic encouter with Mr. Bond but unfortunetley it is a simple matter of he dresses himeself for the ocassion (pees on himself) makes several strange noises, gives them the buck leg spins them around, mounts them does the deed and then pants. Lasts only a few seconds. Oh the wonders of young love. Of course the girls are only interested in him for about a day.

Vodka Martini Shaken Not Stirred

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